It’s the final day of food euphemisms week and I’ve saved the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it!) for last. And appropriately it falls on Valentine’s Day.
There are many things I value about having Exhibit A in my life, not least that he is a great partner in photography crime. As well being an excellent model when I decide to get my arty shizzle on, he will also humour my more unusual requests. I thought maybe I’d peaked last year with Cockshot(t) but it seems not. In case you needed any confirmation, he really is the best person to hide the sausage with. Happy Valentine’s Day!