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A wank in the woods

A sunny day is forecast. I’ve already booked a day off. The night before a plan is hatched over Scrabble and wine: “I’ll cancel my 3.30 meeting and pick you up from the station – we’ll have a mini photo adventure.” ‘Hurrah!’ I think. ‘Or maybe I’ll watch you masturbate in the woods. Yes, I like that idea. You choose to which vibrator to bring. Don’t feel you have to wear underwear.”

Seventeen or so hours later my orgasm is ripped out of me, aided by the Rocks Off Chaiamo but accelerated by the sight of spunk hitting the woodland floor. I glance over to the backs of the unaware dog walkers some 50 metres away and smile. The voyeur and the exhibitionist in me is satisfied. An hour after being picked up I’m sat on a wall outside another train station looking for all the world like a modest middle-aged woman in a red jumper dress, waiting to meet her godmother for an exhibition and early dinner.

Photo by Exhibit A
Sinful Sunday

22 Comments

  1. love this post, and, very nice photo

  2. What a great idea!

  3. Very amusing – excellent idea!

  4. Oh how amazing an afternoon!! And great exposure

  5. An well spent afternoon in my opinion!

  6. The perfect afternoon. And I so love the idea of you meeting your godmother for an exhibition after ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. This sounds like quite an adventure ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Rebel xox

  8. I wish I had the balls to do these sorts of photo shoots. I am such a chicken about being caught in public.

  9. Loving the image and the words here, though in truth, my own woodland fantasies always have a point where the leaves are slowly stripped from a thin, whippy branch. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. Spring is in the air . . . and making for lovely fun obviously !!!
    Love to have heard your welcoming chat with your godmother . . . “it’s been such a lovely day, I’ve been out for relaxing stroll in the woods” ???
    Xxx – K

    • exposing

      March 31, 2019 at 7:37 pm

      Haha. Sheโ€™s met EA before so I talked about him showing me his lunchtime running routes and then dropping me off to meet her and she said โ€œHow lovely of him. Can I see some new baby photos?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. Oh this is fab, I love the โ€˜an hour afterโ€™ as the secret is so delicious and fun, good for you! Iโ€™m envious of that freedom! X

  12. Now I want a walk in the woods

    Mollyx

  13. I love the outdoor fun captured here. Great contrast in colours too.
    Missy x

  14. A lovely, naughty sunny spring image x I love the idea of the proximity of walkers oblivious to you.

  15. Oh my, so hot and naughty!

  16. A brilliant image and a lovely piece of writing to go with it. What a great day ๐Ÿ˜Š

  17. OOooh sounds fun! I’ve never had a wank in the woods – I must add that to my list of to – do x

  18. “The voyeur and the exhibitionist in me are satisfied”
    This whole post gave me a warm glow, the above sentence is entirely relatable.

  19. I love this idea, sounds like you had an amazing time.

  20. Yay for warm spring days. Plus opportunities like this.

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